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HOBBOLOGY

 An ADULT Glossary of TERMS

Adult Concierge

A classy lady/companion who's hospitality extends to a personal and adult level.

Adult Entertainer

An adult model or actress who models or entertains at an adult level, usually nude or sexually.

Agency

An organization or individual that manages many providers. The agency handles all calls, bookings and advertising. The agency takes a percentage of the fee for each session.

Amazon

A tall, strong, often masculine woman.

AMP

Asian Massage Parlor

Around the world

Russian, Spanish, Greek and other languages

Asian

Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus

Asian Cowgirl

Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.

ASP

Adult Service Provider

ATF

All Time Favorite

Aunt Flo

Menstruation also; Period

AWE

Around the World Experience: see above

B&S

Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.

Babyback

Petite, young, attractive Asian woman.

Bag

Condom, with a condom e.g. "BJ in a bag"= CBJ,
"I filled the bag"= Orgasm.

Bait and Switch

Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.

Baja Sur

Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".

Balloons

Breast implants.

Bareback

Without a condom.

BBBJ

Bareback Blow Job, oral stimulation of the penis without a condom

BBBJTC

Bareback Blow Job To Completion, oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)

BBW

Big Beautiful Woman, euphemism for overweight

BCD

Behind Closed Doors

BDSM

Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This is a catch-all to refer to the various aspects of negotiated, mutually consensual exchange of power between two consenting adults. Regardless of the depth of the relationship, consent, safety and sanity are the cornerstone of the lifestyle.

Beret

A condom.

BF

Boyfriend

BFE

Boyfriend Experience, A subjective term used primarily by providers to describe good clients.

Birdwatching

BBBJTC and she swallows.

Blackhole

Anus.

BLS

Ball licking and sucking.

Blue Pill

Viagra

Blue Steel

Viagra

Brown Shower

Defecation on your partner.

BS

Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.

Butter face

A women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not.

Call Girl

Outcall provider, usually implies agency.

Camel Toe

When an article of clothing is covered so tightly around the genitals (usually female) that the outline of the bulge is seen through resembling a camel's toe. See cameltoe.com

Cash and Dash

A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.

CBJ

CBJ, Covered Blow Job, fellatio with a condom

CC

1. Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. 2. Credit Card

CC Rider

A provider who is FS for $200/hr or less.

CD

Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification

CE

Candy Experience - is a once in a lifetime unforgettable adventure for those special moments in life.

CFS

Covered Full Service

CG

1. Cowgirl 2. Call Girl

CIM

Cum in mouth.

Civilian

A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.

Clockwatcher

A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.

Collar and Cuffs match

Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)

Commercial Company

Prostitution

Completion

Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.

Courtesan

An upscale provider with wealthy, executive, famous or upper-class clientele.

Cover

A condom

Covered

Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)

Cowgirl

Woman rides on top, knees astride.

Crime scene action

Sexual activity during her period.

Cruising

Looking for street walkers or prostitutes while driving.

Cups of coffee

Orgasms (e.g. multiple cups of coffee means she allows more than one orgasm)

Dance and Dash

A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.

Date

1. A session with a providers. 2. A man who patronizes providers.

Date Rape

Date rape or acquaintance rape is a form of forced sexual assault that happens specifically on a date or by someone that the victim knows or is acquainted with somehow.

Date Rape Drug

While under the drug's influeRohypnol (generic name flunitrazepam) has been associated with date rape, and has also been called the "Forget Pill," "Trip-and-Fall," and "Mind-Erasers." In combination with alcohol, it can induce a blackout with memory loss and a decrease in resistance. Girls and women around the country have reported being raped after being involuntarily sedated with Rohypnol, which was often slipped into their drink by an attacker. The drug has no taste or odor so the victims don't realize what is happening. About ten minutes after ingesting the drug, the woman may feel dizzy and disoriented, simultaneously too hot and too cold, or nauseated. She may experience difficulty speaking and moving, and then pass out. Such victims have no memories of what happened wnce.

DATO

Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus

DATY

Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus, oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

DDE

Doesn't do extras.

DDG

Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Deep throat

Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"

Defender

A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.

Delta Omega Gamma

DOG.

Deposit

A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session. Deposits are usually used by providers as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows.

DFK

Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue

Digits

1. Fingers (e.g I put four digits in her pussy) 2. Phone Number (Often used in strip club reviews, johns work to get "digits" in order to set up off-premises sessions.)

Doggie Style

Intercourse position where woman is on her hands and knees, man enters from behind

Dominatrix

is a self proclaimed GODDESS who dominates her clients through BDSM and power exchange.

Donation

Payment to a provider

Doubles

A threesome with two providers

DP

1. Double Penetration 2. Digital penetration

DT

Deep throat: fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".

Ed Zachary disease

A woman with an unattractive face.

Ellie

LE, Law Enforcement

EOM

End of Message - Used in a subject line to indicate no further content in body of message,

Enhancements

Breast implants.

Envelope

Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up usually as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).

Elite Escort

A TOP rated provider who accompanies her clients to events, parties or private engagements.

Escort

A woman who is paid for her time and her companionship.

Face painting

Man ejaculates on woman's face.

Facial

Man ejaculates on woman's face.

FBSM

Full Body Sensual Massage; not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless).

FE

Fetish Escort who offers a fetish Experience - A dominate or submissive LADY who may feminize, role-play or assist cleints with kinky type desires.

Five-O

A police officer (uniformed or undercover).

FJ

Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.

Flake, Flaky

Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.

FOTC

Fuck of the century.

French

Oral sex, on either party

FS

Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion

Full meal deal

Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion

Get comfortable

Get naked. For security reasons, a provider may ask a client to "get comfortable" or "make yourself comfortable" before a session, this means to get fully undressed.

GF/GFE

Girl Friend/Girl Friend Experience - A girl friend with benefits and without hassles.

GFE

Girl Friend Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as praise for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience. Most consider deep french kissing a baseline requirement for GFE.

Glove

Condom

Golden Shower

Urinating on your partner, urine play.

Greek

Anal Sex

GS

Golden Shower, urinating on your partner, urine play.

Half and half

BJ followed by FS

Hand Job

Stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers

Hardwood floors

Clean-shaven pubic area.

Herb Friendly

Is amenable to marijuana use.

Hidden Charges

A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)

Hindu Massage (Argentina)

The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.

HJ

Hand Job, stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers

HM

High mileage.

HME

Honeymoon experience. A subjective term used as praise for a very intense, very "real"session, usually DFK is a baseline requirement for HME.

HR

Hand Release, stimulation of the penis to orgasm using hand and fingers

Hobby, The

The patronizing of escorts, providers, courtesans or adult entertainers etc.

Hobbyist

A person, usually male who patronizes escorts, providers, courtesans or adult entertainers etc.

Honey Dust

Edible honey flavored powder for sexual enhancement.

Hooker

Prostitute or street walker.

Hostess Club

A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

Hungarian

Bare back blowjob to completion and she swallows.

HWP

Height and Weight Proportional (i.e. "normal" build)

Incall

You go to her place (Could be hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence, or a mini-storage unit)

Independent, Indie

An escort or sex worker who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.

Interpreter

Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)

IPO

Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.

ISO

In search of

Italian

Similar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks.

Jack Shack

Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modeling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and hand job, but more services might be available.

JAG

John's Action Guide Review board, mostly east coast.

Jimmy Hat

A condom

John

A man who patronizes prostitutes or sex workers.

Kama Sutra

The earliest and best known of Indian sex manuals, by Vatsayayana. It has been variously dated from 300 B.C. to 400 A.D.

L/A/S

Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.

Landing Strip

Description of pubic hair, everything shaved except a long thing patch of hair that looks like a landing strip.

LE

Law Enforcement.

LFK

Light French kissing. (no heavy tongue)

Little blue helper

Viagra

Little blue pill

Viagra

LMP

Licensed Massage Practitioner

Lot Lizard

A prostitute or sew worker that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).

Madame

Proprietress of an agency or groups of sex workers.

Mall, Escort Mall

A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.

Man in a boat, little man in a boat

Clitoris

Mediterranean

Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."

Menage atrois

An arrangement in which three persons (as a married pair and the lover of one of the pair) share sexual relations especially while living together

Merkin

Pubic hair wig.

MG

Massage Girl

Mileage

A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.

MILF

Mother I'd like to fuck.

MILF Companion

A mature HOTTIE who is also a mother and offers more of a nurturing type companionship

Mish

Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse

Missionary

Man on top during intercourse

MMF, MFM, MFF

Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.

Mohawk

Description of pubic hair.

MP

1. Massage Parlor 2. Multiple positions

MPA

Massage Parlor Attendant

MPCFS

Multiple positions covered full service

MPOS

Multiple positions oral sex.

MSOG

Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session

Multiple Pops

She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

Newbie

A novice hobbyist or novice provider.

No-Show

Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.

No-Touch

No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)

Nooner

A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.

NQBC

Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.

NQBS

Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.

NQNS

Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.

O, Os

Orgasm, orgasms.

Off-the-clock

Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")

Operation Flea Collar

2 year LE investigation of TBD board, culminating in June 2002 bust of Charles Kelly and Steve Lipson, owners and operators of TBD board.

Out, Outed

Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.

Outcall

A sew worker who works away from her own place and usually comes to your place

OWO

Oral Without, fellatio without a condom.

Party hat

Condom

Pearl Necklace

Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest

Pimp

A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.

Pooner

A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.

Pops, multiple

She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

POS

Pussy on the Side

Professional or Businessmen only

A subjective request used in provider advertising as a pre-screen for clients. The provider posts this in hopes of attracting "better" clientele.

Prostitute

Someone who sells sex for money, gifts, favors or any kind of compensations.

Provider

A person who offers or provides adult services or sensual companionship. They charge for their time only, not for sex and do not solicit for prostitution.

PS

Private Show (Dance only)

PSE

Porn Star Experience, A subjective term, used as praise for a provider that might have a high energy level, a particularly hot look, or is very accomodating ("nastiness" factor).

Puffies

Nipples swollen up more then normal, which make them look puffy.

PV

Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat

Condom

REQ:

Request: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.

REV:

Review: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.

Review

A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service.

Reverse Cowgirl

woman rides on top, facing away

Reverse massage

The client massages the provider.

Reverse Oral

The client performs oral sex on the provider.

Rimming,Rimjob

Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus

Russian

Penis between her breasts

Safe

Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.

San Juan Capistrano

BBBJTC and she swallows.

Sandbag, Sandbagger

A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.

Sans

Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ

Scat

Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Screening

A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. e.g. collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist's real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows.

Search Function

A software feature that allows a user to search a review board or forum, based on a keyword or words. Most often, this feature is used to find existing reviews of a provider, or to check the review history of a hobbyist.

Self-post

A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.

Self-Service

Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.

Sensual Massage

Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and there may be a happy ending (hand job} or more services might be available.

Sensual Massage with happy ending

Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and there may be a happy ending (hand job} or more services might be available.

Sensual Massage with full Service

FSSM/Full Service Sensual Massage - a body rub including full service.

Session

Paid time spent with a provider.

Sex Worker

1. Catch all phrase sometimes used to providers of adult or sexual services. 2. Someone who sells time for money and offers stress relief, sexual education or healing through sexual techniques. 3. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.

SFH

Sex for hire.

SG

Street girl.

Shemale

Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.

Shill

A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Shots on goal

Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple shots on goal: means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.

Sixty Nine, 69

Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.

Slam, Slammed

An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.

Snowball, snowballing

Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.

SO

Significant other.

SOG

Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm.

Soixante neuf

69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.

SOMF

Sat on my face.

South of the border

Genital region.

Southern France

Fellatio without a condom.

SP

Service Provider.

Spanish (Australian)

Penis between her breasts, Russian.

Spanish (USA)

Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.

Spinner

A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin"

Squirting,Squirter,

Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

SRS

Sexual reassignment surgery

STD

Sexually transmitted disease.

Sting

A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.

Street action

Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.

Stroll

A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.

Summer teeth

Her teeth, some are there, some are not.

Sunshine, sunny

Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)

SW

1. Street walker=someone who sells sex for money on the street. 2. Sex Worker=someone who sells time for money and offers stress relief, sexual education or healing through sexual techniques.

Switch/SE

Switch/Switch Expereince - 1. A person who can be dominant or sobmissive during a session with her client. 2. An experience where the provider can be dominant and then switch and be submissive.

Sybian

A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Take care of business

Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"

Tantra

Tantra is that Asian body of beliefs and practices which, working from the principle that the universe we experience is nothing other than the concrete manifestation of the divine energy of the Godhead that creates and maintains that universe, seeks to ritually appropriate and channel that energy, within the human microcosm, in creative and emancipatory ways. 
The Universal force is constantly on our planet because of it relationship between the earth and the Moon. The moon and earth force combined create a very strong magnetic power that attracts the energies of the stars. This galactic forces spiral down and Mother Earth's energy rises up, energizes our body mind and soul. Thus, to learn massage we have to understand how to balance the Universal and Earth energy.

TantraMassage

One of the primary purposes of Tantra (and Tantric Massage) is to awaken the Kundalini. The Kundalini is a very powerful, intense and healing form of energy that (for most people) is lying dormant at the base of the spine (the sacrum). To fully awaken this powerful energy can take years of devoted practice in the various disciplines of the Tantric Arts.
Once awakened, the
 Kundalini will rise from its resting-place under the sacrum and move up the spine, energizing and healing, eventually re-circulating throughout the entire body. The Kundalini is known to infuse a tremendous amount of energy into a person, and has an incredible ability to heal almost any affliction, be it physical, emotional or spiritual.

TantraTeacher

An sensually experienced and spiritually enlightened educator of sensual techniques of TANTRA, tantric yoga and/or tantric massages.

TBD

The Big Doggie, National Reviews and discussion (All major cities)

Teabag,Teabagging

Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.

TER

The Erotic Review, National Reviews and discussion (All major cities)

TG

Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.

Throne Job

Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.

Tipping required

Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.

Took one for the team, TOFTT

A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.

Toss the salad

Anilingus

Translation, translator

Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ

Travel Companion

provider who offers companionship and travels with their up-scale clients.

TRB

The Review Board. Seattle reviews and discussion (Some British Columbia)

Trick

1. A sex act for money 2. A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Trolling

1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2. Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others

TS

Transsexual: a person with a psychological urge to belong to the opposite sex that may be carried to the point of undergoing surgery to modify the sex organs to mimic the opposite sex

Tuft

Description of pubic hair.

TUMA

Tongue up my ass.

Turn tricks

Prostitute who has many Johns one after another.

TV

Transvestite: person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification

Umbrella

Condom.

Uncovered

Without a condom.

 

V.I.P. Parking in the rear

Anal Sex.

 

VIP Provider

Very important adult service provider of sensual companionship to very important clients.

VD

Venereal disease

VFM

Value For Money.

VM

Voicemail.

WAH

1. From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese) 2. Wild Ass Humping

Water Sports

Urination play.

Weeklies

Alternative weekly newspapers, usually. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.

WF

Wild Fuck

WG

Working girl. A prostitute.

White Knight

A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.

With

With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)

Without

Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)

World Class Courtesan

Worldly, classy provider of adult sensual companionship, with wealthy, executive, famous or upper-class clientele.

Working girl

A provider or call girl..

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes differ, reviews are inherently subjective, and that providers have good and bad days, thus experiences vary.

YMMV Girl

A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

$

The dollar sign is sometimes used for fees. Usually $ = $100, $$ = $200, $$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies $50, so $$.5 would mean $250.

69

Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.

411

Information, intel. e.g. "I got the 411 on her from jessejames69"

420

Marijuana - hemp day (April 20th) - 4:20pm is smoke-out with a difference! ;)